Way Too Adult Transcript
[Thomas]: Hi, my name is Thomas Sanders and yes, I have worn this shirt for the fifteen millionth time. LET’S MOVE ON! *logo* [Thomas]: WHAT IS UP, EVERYBODY?! So, like many other people in America, I’m getting ready for that magnificent Thursday that comes around every year where we gather round the table with our family, avoid conversation pertaining to politics and my lack of a significant other, and gorge ourselves on more food than we would ever naturally eat any other day of the year. -gasp- That was one breath. Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving is what I was referring to. I don’t know if any of you were confused. This year, however, will be just a bit different. I shall be the only one of the four brothers there. So naturally, my dad has asked me to help cook the meal. Here’s the thing though, I still don’t really know how to cook. [Dad]: WHAT?! Okay, I’ve had enough of this. [Thomas]: Umm... My dad character. What are you doing here? I had you here last time to help represent my...