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[Thomas]: Hey, for today's opener, I'm gonna try to do my best impression of the laughy, cry-ey emoji? Here we go. *drumroll as Thomas grunts, presumably in pain/effort* [Thomas]: -pop- AAAAAAAAAAA-- *logo* [Thomas]: WHAT IS UP, EVERYBODY?! Now, it has been a while since the last one, so I thought it was about time for another Q&A! [Morality]: Aww... [Thomas]: What? [Morality]: I really wanted to do something in this video... [Thomas]: Morality, you were just in the last one. You played Watson. [Morality]: That was forever ago... [Thomas]: Last week? [Princey]: ♪ IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII--'m ♪ with Pouty McSpecs over here, and I didn't even get featured as much as HE did last time! [Thomas]: You're my creative side, people still love you! Don't worry. [Princey]: Oh, I don't worry about that. [Logan]: Maybe we can help you with something in order to make up for mistakes one might have made prior? [Thomas]: Nah, Logic. Logan? [Logan]: Correct. [Thomas]:...

The Dark Side of Disney! Transcript

[Thomas]: And now... our Feature Presentation! I've always wanted to do that. *logo* [Thomas]: WHAT IS UP, EVERYBODY! Okay, things you probably don't know about me: I have a big freckle right behind my ear, I despise carrots, AND I can't go to sleep without making sure my closet door is closed for fear of shadow demons and/or the Demogorgon coming in and attacking me while I slumber, the usual stuff. BUT, one of the things you most likely do know about me is that I love me some good ol' fashioned Disney. [Princey]: Did someone say Prince? [Thomas]: N-no. And dude, you gotta stop interrupting my vlog. This is like the third one in a row you've popped up in! [Princey]: Thomas, I'm the Prince, okay? You decided to talk about Disney, how am I not gonna show up? [Thomas]: Well, I was bringing it up because I wanted to talk about the many messages Disney movies provide. [Princey]: That sounds SUPER! [Thomas]: I know! It does. Now-- [Princey]: ...califragilisticexpia...

Losing My Motivation Transcript

[Thomas]: Hey, how many YouTubers does it take to screw in a light bulb? One to screw in the light bulb. And another one to help stabilize the ladder during the installation. Thought that was going to be a joke? Home maintenance is not a joke. *logo* [Thomas]: What is up, everybody?! Man, you are in for a treat because for today’s video, I got nothin’... [Logic]: Um… I’m sorry, what?! [Thomas]: I don’t know, Logic, I just don’t really know what to talk about… [Logic]: Preposterous! There’s an infinitesimal amount of things in this bizarre massive universe brimming with exciting mysteries and you don’t really know what to talk about? [Thomas]: Well… I didn’t look into any topics and I just kind of flew into this video without any prep… [Logic]: Why did you do that? [Thomas]: I DON’T KNOW, LOGIC! I KNOW IT DEFIES...LOGIC! I’m just a textbook procrastinator. [Logic]: Oh no, you procrastinate on a lot more than just reading textbooks. [Thomas]: N-n... [Logic]: But more importantly, p...