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Moving On, Part 2/2: Dealing With a Breakup Transcript

  [Roman]: Oh! Remember all of the events in the last episode... *flashback of part one* [Logan]: Patton, you know full well what it means when Thomas is thinking about "Guys and Dolls". [Patton]: I don't know what it means. Sue me! [Thomas]: (laughing/crying) Ohh I get it, that's a song from "Guys and Dolls". [Roman]: You just don't understand love. [Logan]: I understand that it's making you act pathetic. [Patton]: Somebody say "cat aesthetic"? [Logan]: Take it off. [Thomas]: When you've been in a relationship as long as I was, it's hard to let go of those feelings. [Roman]: Why don't we just call him? You know? We can call him right now. [Virgil]: Stop. [Roman]: A... text then. [Virgil]: There definitely seems to be room for improvement. [Thomas]: ROOM! Patton! You're at the core of a lot of my happy feelings. [Patton]: I'm at the core of a lot of your feelings. [Thomas]: Maybe going there and enhancing those happy fee...

Moving On, Part 1/2: Exploring Nostalgia Transcript

  [Thomas]: This is the part of the video where I usually lead off with some sort of silly, out of context joke, but y'know by now you already know the drill. -sighs- (Drill whirring) His name's Bill. *Sanders Sides intro* [Thomas]: What is up, everybody?! Oh, that wasn't good... I'll tell you what's up with me, I feel like a raging dumpster fire. I- you know- I, I want to really get going and deliver this video with the same pep and bounce that I usually do, but I don't know, I mean, like... When you're feeling sad, you're feeling sad. [Virgil]: I'll take Redundant Statements for 400-- Wait. Am I the first one to show up? That's not good. [Thomas]: Yeah, Virgil I'm not, uh, not feeling that great today. [Virgil]: No? [Thomas]: Yeah. [Virgil]: Yes, you-- wait, n- Yes, meaning no or yes meaning you're feeling good? [Thomas]: No no no, yes as in I agree with the first statement. [Virgil]: My first statement was about your redundant statemen...