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Crofters - The Musical! Transcript

  *Sanders Sides logo* [Thomas]: What is up everybody? Okay for anybody who is new out there on this channel, we have a pretty special relationship with a certain jelly brand… -flashback- [Logan]: Okay, look, fantasy is not my jam. My jam of choice is Crofter’s. And this video isn’t even sponsored! I’m just a fan. Crofter’s, the only jelly I will put in my belly. -end flashback- [Thomas]: Well, today, uh, I have a special announcement, and this is absolutely a hundred percent true, That’s right. We have actually, officially… partnered with Crofter’s. [Logan]: WHAT?! [Thomas]: Right? [Roman]: Oh my, gosh peck. Yes! [Thomas]: Right? When I first heard about it my mouth was, like… ajar! [Roman]: I propose that we compose A BALLAD to celebrate the occasion! [Logan]: I-I, hm, I can barely breathe... [Thomas]: Now guys, easy, I know you two must be excited, but I don’t think I can handle a musical Sanders Sides RIGHT AFTER the last video… -deep breath- I wouldn’t wanna SPREAD MYSELF TO T...

Why Do We Get Out of Bed in the Morning? Transcript

  [Thomas]: I don’t really know what funny thing to do before this video. So do we want to just do impressions of sound effects? Dominic, go. [Dominic]: -squeaking- [Thomas]: Lamination on a book, nice. Joan? [Joan]: Snorkel! [Thomas]: What was that? [Joan]: That was a diving instructor saying the word “snorkel”. [Thomas]: Gotcha. Derionna? [Derionna]: -ship horn noise- [Thomas]: Hmm. You guys are really bad at impressions. [Kyle]: -record scratching sound- *Sanders Sides logo* [Thomas and Joan]: What is up, everybody? [Joan]: Sorry, I thought this was my YouTube channel. [Thomas]: Today I’m with my friends, and we are going to be playing the Shoe Stack Challenge! You guys know how this works? [Everyone else]: No. [Thomas]: Basically, we’re going to start off by taking off all our shoes- [Derionna]: Okay? [Kyle]: Um, I took mine off at the door. [Thomas]: Well, go get them, Kyle. Come on. Geez. And we’re gonna stack one shoe after another in a person’s arms until they can’t hold an...