Selfishness v. Selflessness Transcript
[Thomas]: Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on! Before we get started, this video is brought to you by Hello Fresh! You can get started cooking like I did with eight free meals. That's $80 off your first month of Hello Fresh by visiting HelloFresh.com and using our specialized promo code thomassanders80. Now if you excuse me, I'm gonna make some real good, Hello Fresh salsa verde enchiladas. So… *Thomas exits the frame* [Virgil]: *wanders into the frame* Is your door locked? Did you leave the stove on? What do you think people say about you when you leave the room? [Thomas]: (offscreen) Virgil! Uh uh! I know you were not giving other people anxiety! You are my anxiety! (onscreen) No one else's! Trifling ass-ailant of my emotions. Sorry, he's still bummed that I went back to brown hair. (to offscreen Virgil) I said I might dye it again soon. *intro* [Thomas]: Whoo!!! Whaaaaat… is up, everybody! Guess who just got a callback for an Alfred Hitchcoppolucas movie?! [Roman]: (blows pa...