Are There Healthy Distractions? Transcript
[Thomas]: (Pressing buttons on his controler) I suppose I could watch the Goldbergs. [Viking Thomas]: (with a bad pirate accent) RAID! Yes, it be RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS, an EPIC dark fantasy turn-based RPG game! I be a real floozy for role-playing games, and RAID's an RPG that will make your knees WEAK. But don't trust an old Viking like me, (A bit more like his normal voice) Thomas Sanders, who has PERSONAL experience playing this game. (bad pirate accent) Trust the 15 million downloads RAID has accumulated in the last six months! You may be asking yourself: "Why are you talking like a pirate if you're a Viking?" (normal voice) Pirates didn't really talk like this! Re-examine your cultural biases! Speaking of culture, in RAID there be over 400 champions you can collect and customize! You can assemble a team from over sixteen AB-CRUNCHING Factions! Discover thirteen PEC-FLEXING Locations! And do what the title promises: RAAAAID! With friends, in a clan. The be...