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Growing Up Transcript

  [Thomas]: How much do I enjoy visual puns? Well, you wouldn't be-LEAF it! -crowd cheers- Thank you. Thank you so-- -flower is thrown- Oh, thank you. Thank you so-- -trophy is given- Oh, thank you! Thank you so much! -underwear is thrown- Oh. Thank you. Thank you so much.... *logo* [Thomas]: What is up, everybody? Oh man, so I just recently celebrated my BIRTHDAY! One more year older! Putting a stamp on another year of doing... whatever the heck I'm doing. I don't know. And how does it feel? [Morality]: AMAZING! [Thomas]: That's right, Morality! [Roman]: Uhhh... [Logan]: Uhhh... [Anxiety]: Ummm... [Thomas]: Ugh, come on you guys, WHAT? Can't I get through one video without having some sort of... dilemma? [Anxiety]: I'm not alone on this one? Nice. [Thomas]: So thrilled to see you, Anxiety, working together with my logical side and my fanciful side. This is... really heartwarming. [Morality]: It is! But I'm also confused! [Anxiety]: Another year older and, y...

My Negative Thinking Transcript

  [Thomas]: My name is Thomas Sanders and for my first trick, I will do my impression of a Youtube vlog intro! *inhales* Brezur zur ze. No, that's not right. (clears throat) Be- *logo* [Thomas]: -zzzzThank you. Thank you. What is up, everybody? So, relatable moment time. If you've ever acted or wanted to act, or watched High School Musical, you know that in order to be a part of a show you must first partake *short inhale* in the dreaded audition process. And earlier today, I subjected myself to yet another one of those horrible judge fests. I tried to play it off, I tried to pretend like it's old hat, to go up on stage, announce my name, sing 16 bars and be done with it, but it can never be that easy CAN IT? In this most recent audition... uh... I don't know... It was rough. *inhales* Mistakes were made. I don't even know if I want to think about it. *Thomas stares into nothingness* You know what? Yes, I do. Logic! [Siri from Logan’s phone]: "El principe es es...