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Losing My Motivation Transcript

  [Thomas]: Hey, how many YouTubers does it take to screw in a light bulb? One to screw in the light bulb. And another one to help stabilize the ladder during the installation. Thought that was going to be a joke? Home maintenance is not a joke. *logo* [Thomas]: What is up, everybody?! Man, you are in for a treat because for today’s video, I got nothin’... [Logic]: Um… I’m sorry, what?! [Thomas]: I don’t know, Logic, I just don’t really know what to talk about… [Logic]: Preposterous! There’s an infinitesimal amount of things in this bizarre massive universe brimming with exciting mysteries and you don’t really know what to talk about? [Thomas]: Well… I didn’t look into any topics and I just kind of flew into this video without any prep… [Logic]: Why did you do that? [Thomas]: I DON’T KNOW, LOGIC! I KNOW IT DEFIES...LOGIC! I’m just a textbook procrastinator. [Logic]: Oh no, you procrastinate on a lot more than just reading textbooks. [Thomas]: N-n... [Logic]: But more importantly, p...

Alone on Valentine's Day! Transcript

  [Thomas]: Roses are red, violets are blue. Sunflowers are yellow. Tulips go in all sorts of colors, so do Roses. I really like flowers. Daffodils are also yellow. *logo* [Thomas]: What is up everybody?! It's that time of year again: Valentine's day. Do you have a date? I don't, and I don't know where I'm going to get one, approaching people is difficult. [Anxiety]: That's an understatement. [Thomas]: Oh! Anxiety... Perfect, that settles it; I'm not gonna approach anyone this year. [Morality]: Now, don't say that! It's still possible. [Anxiety]: Morality, don't lie to him. [Thomas]: Yeah, meeting people is hard. [Logic]: Doesn't have to be. [Princey]: Logic is right. [Thomas]: Wow, my fanciful side is agreeing with my logical side. [Logic]: Thomas, in this instance, pragmatism and optimism aren't necessarily contradictory. [Morality]: I know big words too! Saxophone... [Thomas]: Okay, so you guys think there is a way to not spend my Vale...