All Day Every Day Sanders Sides

  [Thomas]: Hi, my name is Thomas Sanders and yes, I have worn this shirt for the fifteen millionth time. LET’S MOVE ON! *logo* [Thomas]: WHAT IS UP, EVERYBODY?! So, like many other people in America, I’m getting ready for that magnificent Thursday that comes around every year where we gather round the table with our family, avoid conversation pertaining to politics and my lack of a significant other, and gorge ourselves on more food than we would ever naturally eat any other day of the year. -gasp- That was one breath. Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving is what I was referring to. I don’t know if any of you were confused. This year, however, will be just a bit different. I shall be the only one of the four brothers there. So naturally, my dad has asked me to help cook the meal. Here’s the thing though, I still don’t really know how to cook. [Dad]: WHAT?! Okay, I’ve had enough of this. [Thomas]: Umm... My dad character. What are you doing here? I had you here last time to help represent my...

  [Thomas]: Ah! YouTube time. Um... okay, you guys watch the title sequence and I will sleep in a couple more seconds. SNOOZE! *logo* [Thomas]: What is up, everyone! Man, those extra seconds really worked magic. So, being online as much as I am I tend to overshare everything about myself. You may know of my love of theater, my enthusiasm for cartoons, and of course... my passion for pizza! But even though I talk about these things a lot, I get questions from people all the time asking very in-depth, thought-provoking questions about myself that are actually really difficult for me to answer accurately. Do I really know myself as well as I should? On top of that, I get messages from people who are also having trouble figuring themselves out. Personal identity is something I think everyone struggles with at one time or another. So, I figure, why not go on this adventure together? I need to have a sit-down with myself, figure myself out, and maybe come to a better understanding that w...